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thatstheriddle:

molotov-that-assbutt:

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Do you ever regret making something?

“Stayin’ alive”? Really?

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zarryforeverandever:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

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I see this:

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NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

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  • year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
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brickpants:

so I saw this in the paper

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and all I could think was

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hallucifer:

thesp8game:

deanisanactualprincess:

arielfeola:

My friend Caleb looks like Lucifer. Call in Cousin Matt and Caleb for an episode!

wow omg

 

i just thought that was a pic of younger mark pellegrino!

so now we have “cousin matt” and “my friend caleb”

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growlithed:

tyleroakley:

Google knows me well.

we get it youre a bottom

growlithed:

tyleroakley:

Google knows me well.

we get it youre a bottom

(Source: henryclervall)

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(Reblogged from drownedintea)